My sperm is bad, but I want kids — after the wedding you'll get knocked up by a friend

The wedding is in half an hour, and the bride decided to get laid last

Honey, call me back later, because it's such an interesting workout

You can be a little late for your date, because your brother is so asking for anal

Gave the unapproachable maid money and she immediately stopped breaking

One-night stand, cum all over your ass

Husband wanted to fuck his sister - who am I to stand in the way? Fuck

Your orgasms are so loud, I'm gonna have to take you by the throat

What creampie? I don't go in, but if I fucked you, I'm sorry 🥺

The sex was consensual, the sister - and you deal with the creampie yourself

What the fuck are the maids doing instead of cleaning TicToc? We need to punish them

I have a boner, and your mouth is free - suck it if you want money

She'll scream in orgasm, I'll cum in her, I'll tell her she's the one who's sweating

I'll rip her pantyhose off and fuck the bitch even if she doesn't want to

When you're alone, every new neighbor is a new reason to fuck

Your wife from me is out like cum, let her give birth from me

Neighbor, forget about your wife. You touch my tits, I'll take off my bra

Do you get off on masturbation? What I do with my dick makes you wet 💦

Neighbor, I'm not fucked, but you didn't have time to jack off either. Can we fix this?

Good job you got it in time! That little girl's ass feels good to get it off too

The commission would be justified if realtors worked THAT way!

That asshole got the full blow — whipped with a belt and finger-fucked

Before I can take my pants off, she's already jerking off, she wants sex so badly

Maid cleaned the room, but got a dick instead of money